ANN:Bud Light presents… Real Men of Genius.

MVO:Real Men of Genius!

ANN:Today we salute you, Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy!

MVO:Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy!

ANN:Ignoring the latest advances in cell phone technology, you bark into your phone as if you were communicating with two cans and a string.

MVO:You're breaking up now!

ANN:Discussing your cousin's intestinal problems during a quiet dinner party? Unacceptable. Discussing them while you're on a cell phone during a quiet dinner party? Perfectly acceptable.

MVO:Can you keep a secret?!

ANN:Nothing screams "I'm important" more than a man who screams "I'm important" into his cell phone.

MVO:Did I mention I'm important?

ANN:So crack open a nice cold Bud Light oh Duke of the Decibel. Because when we need a friend, you're the one we call.

MVO:Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy!

ANN:Bud Light Beer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.