SFX:shower, banging

MVO:Imagine your parents in the shower. They're naked. Mom is rubbing her soft fleshy bits seductively with soap suds while dad watches. Flesh moves under Mom's hands. Dad's eyes bulge excitedly. He tries to reach out to Mom but she smacks his hand away. 'Ooh my Possum' he moans. Mom is now lathering up Dad's naked, wiry body. Their hands are all over each other exploring every wrinkled crevice. Then Dad pins mom up against the wall. "Say hello to the Drill Sergeant" he says. Mom's foot presses up against the steamy glass. Her foot is banging, banging, banging on the glass. The glass shudders. Mom lets out a choked gasp. "Oh Sergeant." Yes, imagine that. Because if you don't have a Geronimo condom, you'll need to do something to put yourself off sex.